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Pick-up lines, also known as chat-up lines, are classic one-liners that have been used from time immemorial to engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship. But if you wish to be a little upfront with your sexual intentions, your best bet is to go for dirty pick-up lines.

Note that dirty chat-up lines are not for the faint-hearted. These lines are ideal for risk-takers who prefer to cut to the chase. Does that describe you? Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?

Do you have pet insurance? Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass. My biology teacher told me that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if she was right? Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast. You are so selfish.

Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight. Remember to exercise caution before using any of the above dirty pick-up lines. The conventional wisdom is to determine the you intend to achieve first. For instance, do you want to make the other person laugh their heart off or are you seriously trying to get them horny? Always choose a chat-up line that suits your intended purpose. Inspirationfeed Inspiring and educating bright minds from around the world.

Last Updated on October 6, Pick-up lines, also known as chat-up lines, are classic one-liners that have been used from time immemorial to engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship. Dirty Pick-up Lines 1. Are you a haunted house? Are you a raisin? Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Can I borrow a kiss?

Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy. My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? I just popped a Viagra. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants? I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Would you like to be one of them? If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Can I try it on after we have sex? The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it. Is your name winter? Do I have to for your package? I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? And the ones on your face. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Are you am angel? Because I got a boner… Ohh crap messed that up! I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me. Are you butt dialing me?

I thought I heard your ass calling me. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world. Roses are red, violets are blue. So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized? Are you a beaver?

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