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Although dating apps allow you to swipe from the comfort of your own home, striking up a conversation with a new cutie means stepping out of your comfort zone. So, knowing a couple of funny dating app conversation starters can be a great way to break the ice — and melt the tension. Claudia Cox , relationship coach and founder of Text Weapon, says that opening with a compliment can sometimes come off as superficial. Begin with a common topic and then transition into other things. If your new match has a picture of them at your favorite brewery or their dog looks just like yours, making that connection can be the perfect way to start a conversation.

You know, I've been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I'll take one for the team. Some people think with their hearts, some with their he, but I'm glad we both think with our thumbs. Hmm, I think your first message to me must have gotten lost in cyberspace It's OK. I'll send you one. If you had to describe my profile in three words, what would you choose? And why would they be iconic, perfect, and flawless? People always say they want to be the person their pet thinks they are, but my pet knows that all I do is watch bad TV in my pajamas and eat cereal for every meal.

If Napoleon Dynamite and Joe Exotic started a band, what would it be called? Liger King. Do you also still think about all the embarrassing things you said in middle school, or are you a well-adjusted adult? If you wrote a memoir, what would the title be? Mine would be "Overthinking Opening Messages. Are you familiar with the work of Claude Monet? Because you make quite the impression. I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery.

Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, but I can't produce much under pressure. Hooking up is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a really good first message? I always remember my reusable bags at the supermarket, which has to merit a response. How are we doing tonight? Have you dined with us before? Let me know if you have any questions about the menu. Do you normally go for people that are super good looking or super funny?

Don't worry. I'm both. Wanna sit next to me in silence as we both pretend to work but really look at memes? If I give you my , will you text me to remind me to drink water during the day? How do you feel about cuffed pants? May or may not inform my outfit on our first date. This article was originally published on Aug. By Griffin Wynne. Updated: Sep. Originally Published: Aug. Here are 75 silly lines to break the ice on a dating app. See All Health Relationships Self.

Funny text messages dating

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