Fuck the bull shit one liners

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Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Votes: 5. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit Votes: 4. Money talks, bullshit walks. Votes: 3. Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit Votes: 3. The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent. Yes, a world of yes. Bullshit takes no genius,even fool senses its' foul. Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful Votes: 3. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. I have a disease? I cured it with my brain. Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are. I heard someone say that all black people got rhythm.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. People said I should accept the world. I don't accept the world. I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. Booze, bro and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk.

I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. Intoxicated With the madness I'm in love with My sadness Bullshit beggars, enchanted kingdom Fashion victims through their charcoaled teeth Votes: 3.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. There's an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Lack of money is the root of all evil. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election Votes: 3. When in comes to bullshit I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit! People often say 'I live for my art. If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in the private domain. Screw reality.

It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that"and I like it that way. Leo Votes: 3. There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break. Bullshit," Salander said again. That doesn't give him the right to murder women. He made that choice himself. And the same is true of Martin. These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out.

To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else. It's total bullshit," he said.

Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? He was such a bright kid. It's bullshit. I hate it. But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh? MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it. Who is there with you? Where are you? You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it. Let's drop the whole 'atheist evangelism' thing and call out bullshit questions like 'what does atheism have to offer?

I mean, what does knowing that the Earth goes around the Sun have to offer? Who cares? It just is. Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do. This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out, Votes: 3. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh!

Wait a minute - I was wrong. Rare, I assure you Votes: 3. History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody understands at the time--and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. A real good artist is basically a grown-up kid, who never kills the kid. What we call being an adult is basically about killing the kid. People think you have to forget about the kid to become an adult and deal with grown-up problems.

But, that's bullshit. We are still kids. It's the same, you just grow up. You're a kid with more experience. Don't bullshit' just play. Votes: 0. Avant-garde is French for bullshit Votes: 0. Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit. Life's too short to bullshit. The secret of charm is bullshit. Just love. The rest is bullshit. The first day of school is bullshit Votes: 0. It's all bullshit on Everest these days. Projections are just bullshit. They're just guesses.

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